Conversations with Alex, #1 - Too Much Information
After he'd been out sick for a few days, Alex's preschool teacher called to find out how he was doing. After talking to her for a while, I asked if she'd like to speak to Alex, since he was sitting next to me. She said yes, so I put him on the phone:
Teacher: Hi, Alex. How are you?
Alex: I'm having some quiet time and nursing on mommy's breast!
Conversations with Alex, #2 - Logic
On the way home from a birthday party last weekend: